This Isn’t Working
This isn’t working for me anymore. Staying up nights working on computer science projects has been eating away at my life for a while now. I’m just not willing to go on with it any longer. And what is it all for anyway? So that I can move to Seattle where I have to sit in the rain for nine months out of the year? No, I don’t think that’s the way to go.
So I’ve decided to pursue an easier major/career as soon as possible. I’d rather just start my travelling for the summer early. When I get back I intend to enroll at Glendale Community College and quickly get through some GE courses so that I can transfer into the local CSUN or wherever and get a degree in Business. I’m sick of sitting here trying to optimize database buffer page replacement policies while my brother studies philanthropy… sometimes.
I told my employer this morning that I wouldn’t be showing up in July. They were disappointed for like two seconds before they realized they were a giant corporation with 17 alternates waiting to take my spot.
I know that some of you reading this have also attended GCC so I am asking you to please be ready to assist me in getting set up over there, enrollment, finding classes, etc. I would appreciate it.
Thanks for understanding everyone. I can’t wait to move back in with my parents in LA. I also changed my mind about the car I want. I will be buying a 1996 Honda Civic and then a friend of mine has offered to make it faster than a Porsche for about 15 G’s. All you BMW drivers I’ll see you at the next traffic light.
Oh and I’m shaving my head. Okay, that’s enough for now.
April 1st, 2005 at 1:49 pm
good shit man– a very respectable choice.
August 22nd, 2005 at 9:45 am
i take it you didnt really do this, armen????
luv~jessica yaz
August 23rd, 2005 at 6:31 pm
No I absolutely did not do it. It was an April Fool’s joke but apparently either I didn’t lay it on thick enough or I am too serious. I posted after this to emphasize. You weren’t the only one to think I was serious