This Isn’t Working

This isn’t working for me anymore. Staying up nights working on computer science projects has been eating away at my life for a while now. I’m just not willing to go on with it any longer. And what is it all for anyway? So that I can move to Seattle where I have to sit in the rain for nine months out of the year? No, I don’t think that’s the way to go.

So I’ve decided to pursue an easier major/career as soon as possible. I’d rather just start my travelling for the summer early. When I get back I intend to enroll at Glendale Community College and quickly get through some GE courses so that I can transfer into the local CSUN or wherever and get a degree in Business. I’m sick of sitting here trying to optimize database buffer page replacement policies while my brother studies philanthropy… sometimes.

I told my employer this morning that I wouldn’t be showing up in July. They were disappointed for like two seconds before they realized they were a giant corporation with 17 alternates waiting to take my spot.

I know that some of you reading this have also attended GCC so I am asking you to please be ready to assist me in getting set up over there, enrollment, finding classes, etc. I would appreciate it.

Thanks for understanding everyone. I can’t wait to move back in with my parents in LA. I also changed my mind about the car I want. I will be buying a 1996 Honda Civic and then a friend of mine has offered to make it faster than a Porsche for about 15 G’s. All you BMW drivers I’ll see you at the next traffic light.

Oh and I’m shaving my head. Okay, that’s enough for now.

3 Responses to “This Isn’t Working”

  1. JeffMyung Says:

    good shit man– a very respectable choice.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    i take it you didnt really do this, armen???? :) luv~jessica yaz

  3. Armen Says:

    No I absolutely did not do it. It was an April Fool’s joke but apparently either I didn’t lay it on thick enough or I am too serious. I posted after this to emphasize. You weren’t the only one to think I was serious :)